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Plush uteruses (uteri?) recalled. [Jan. 16th, 2009|07:06 pm]
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'Struth. If you have purchased a plush uterus, it is being recalled by the company due to a small part choking hazard. "The ovaries may be pulled off and become a choking hazard."

Other choice quotes:

  • "If the plush uterus is being used by a young child, please remove it immediately. If you gave the uterus as a gift, please forward this email to the recipient(s)." (Boldface theirs.)
  • "Please contact recall@iheartguts.com for information on how to return your uterus for a refund or exchange for any other organ."
  • "Please include your name and address so we know where to send guts."
  • "Look for a redesigned, kid-safe uterus plush in Spring 2009."

Ten minutes ago I had no idea such a thing existed. Now I want nothing more in the world than a plush uterus.

(Thanx to Fark.com!)
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[User Picture]From: x_creepy_doll_x
2009-01-17 04:41 am (UTC)

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WAT.

Just go on Etsy and search. You will have your pick of various plush uteri and vaginas, I promise.
[User Picture]From: chris_goodwin
2009-01-17 04:50 am (UTC)

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They have other guts, too. Hearts, lungs, brains, spleens, livers. All very cheerful and happy looking.
[User Picture]From: x_creepy_doll_x
2009-01-17 04:53 am (UTC)

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yes, you can certainly take your pick!