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Suddenly I want to see... [Nov. 4th, 2010|10:33 pm]
Chris Goodwin
...post-apocalyptic Captain America carrying an old interstate highway sign for a shield.
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I'm thinking that... [Aug. 19th, 2010|12:08 am]
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Whenever Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, or Glenn Beck are referred to, their names should be prepended with "racist bigot". As in, "Racist bigot Sarah Palin believes that..."
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I can't believe I'm saying this.... [May. 24th, 2010|10:06 pm]
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I have an idea for a crossover fic between Life On Mars (the one true (BBC) version) and Quantum Leap. I've got a synopsis written up. I really want to read this story, but I don't think I'm the person to write it.
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Ashes to Ashes [May. 17th, 2010|10:18 pm]
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Just finished Series 1 Episode 4.

Oh Em Gee.

I've seen up to that point, so no spoilers beyond please.

Ahead may be spoilers up to that point.
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RIP John Hughes [Aug. 6th, 2009|02:25 pm]
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...Damn. He made my teenage years a lot more bearable.
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On torture... [Apr. 17th, 2009|09:36 pm]
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Two pieces, here and here, written by an Army interrogator.

I don't have a whole lot to add.
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Just out of curiosity.... [Apr. 16th, 2009|07:26 am]
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...where were the teabaggers when George W. was spending 200 500 800 billion dollars a year in Iraq?
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(no subject) [Apr. 3rd, 2009|07:27 am]
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Happy birthday to my twin, chgriffen!
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have gotten back from gamestorm [Mar. 29th, 2009|12:42 am]
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am half dead. language skills deteriorating. don't move me until I start to decompose.
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My brain is broken [Jan. 25th, 2009|06:29 pm]
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From ThinkGeek: Super Pii Pii Brothers. It is exactly what it appears to be from the name: a Wii game about peeing, complete with strap-on Wiimote holder.

Image behind the cut...Collapse )

Here is the ThinkGeek link in all its glory.
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Plush uteruses (uteri?) recalled. [Jan. 16th, 2009|07:06 pm]
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'Struth. If you have purchased a plush uterus, it is being recalled by the company due to a small part choking hazard. "The ovaries may be pulled off and become a choking hazard."

Other choice quotes:

  • "If the plush uterus is being used by a young child, please remove it immediately. If you gave the uterus as a gift, please forward this email to the recipient(s)." (Boldface theirs.)
  • "Please contact recall@iheartguts.com for information on how to return your uterus for a refund or exchange for any other organ."
  • "Please include your name and address so we know where to send guts."
  • "Look for a redesigned, kid-safe uterus plush in Spring 2009."

Ten minutes ago I had no idea such a thing existed. Now I want nothing more in the world than a plush uterus.

(Thanx to Fark.com!)
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Apparently I got it from flaim [Dec. 17th, 2008|10:14 am]
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Ottoman Empire is the Kevin Bacon of Wikipedia.

You can get from any random English Wikipedia article to Ottoman Empire in six clicks or less.
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Bliss [Nov. 27th, 2008|10:02 pm]
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Turkey, wrapped in bacon.

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¡Feliz nacimiento a goodwinm! [Nov. 17th, 2008|08:43 am]
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What it says on the tin.
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What the hell? [Nov. 2nd, 2008|08:48 am]
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CNN's election map shows Montana and North Dakota as yellow. Not red, but yellow.

FiveThirtyEight shows Montana as 90% certain to go McCain, but North Dakota as 74% certain.

Just.... wow.

Edit: And CNN's map shows Georgia as pink!
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Nuff said [Oct. 25th, 2008|01:38 pm]
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Vote, motherfuckers [Oct. 22nd, 2008|11:12 am]
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If you are part of a society that votes, then do so. There may be no candidates and no measures you want to vote for ... but there are certain to be ones you want to vote against. In case of doubt, vote against. By this rule you will rarely go wrong. -- Robert A. Heinlein

Just fucking vote.
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